August 18th 2014, 12:03 am by 
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- Well then, I gained a free PS3 over a week ago from a customer who didn't want it fixed, and said take it and left. The Muther fucking piece of cock suckin shit took forever to get working and all works except for the bluray drive........... So after 4-5 hours, 3-4 coffees, (I don't drink it but once in a blue moon), and 76 ZZTOP, ELO, KISS (and 2 tracks of Styx; renegade) songs later of tweaking it every which way, I got it to read a DVD for an astounding and utterly BUTT-FUCKING 5 minutes!!!! This included rewiring and completely redoing part of the TRASH fucking laser. I attached a laser diode and reassembled the fucking thing and re-soldered 2 leads that must of melted off when it fucking overheated. Then I realized (saying sarcastically) "Oh I just FUCKING SHORT CIRCUITED THE WHOLE GODDAMN MUTHA................... So anyways after I desoldered the unit, and fixed it, then I found it STILL wouldn't work, so I took the FUCKING thing apart AGAIN!!!!!! And found a burnt connection (WHAT THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE DOING TO THESE THINGS??!!!!) So I replaced the stupid FUCKING .0000000000000000000 (insert infinity symbol here!) 1 mm wire back into the DICKWAD casing of the plug which is like trying to eye a needle with one arm while getting fucked in the ass with a 2x4. Then the drive was REASSEMBLED and inserted back into the FUCKING PS3, I turned it on and to my joyous relief, loaded Monster Hunter, that is until it CRASHED and BURNED 5 minutes later, now I am sitting here typing away at my insanity-crazed caffeine hyper-self while looking for a suitable replacement laser at 2:30 in the morning.... Crazy!? I think not!!!!
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