Here's One

What's worse than nailing 1000 babies to 1 tree?

Answer Here (click on Spoiler)

Spoiler:

One of my favorite jokes....

Ah, jokes. Nice.
Wish I had some funny ones...
But I do have a riddle:

"You can sing for your supper, but what is a singing supper?"

Easy, dinner and a show, my next thought was a teapot, but I'm really thinking a band (from the 1930's)

Here's one if you can guess it, had it for a bit...

While exploring the wild highlands of Ireland, Robert was captured by goblins. Grumpy, the chief of the goblins told him he was allowed one final statement on which would hinge how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Sine Robert did not like either option, so he made a statement that forced the goblins to release him. What is the one statement he could make to save himself?

Alright here's the answer ZaChi, the man said, you will boil me in water. And since the statement would be false if he was fried in oil, then they would have to boil him in water, so this stumped the goblins forcing them to release him.

Nice. That was a real brain teaser.
However, you got my riddle wrong. Any other guesses?

O.K. I have to admit. That was actually kinda funny. But, no.
One last guess before I tell ya?

A caroling pig.... Miss Piggy?

Seriously though tell us

In a sense, all of us are singing suppers. For example, a bird eaten by a wolf is considered a singing supper. One day, after death, that wolf's decaying body becomes supper for worms. All in all, almost everything is a singing supper. Before one death, one must sing greatly to before it happens.

That make sense?

Hmmmm... getting kinda deep there Eclipse I get the whole concept, but I don't like how the riddle's placed, it's more of an antagonistic kind of view....... You should write some deep literature lol.

Deep literature, huh?
If I go any deeper where I am with that topic, I'd have a tunnel through the earth's core.

What kind of cat runs a bar?

A drunk cat......

What kind of cat loves money?

Spoiler:

It was actually a 'tabby'.

A cat that loves money? I don't know...

Didn't seem awkward at first, lol..... Oh yeah I found a neat logo in the Intel department the other day.

That is awesome.

So did anyone go see Harry Potter part 2?

Nope don't have the time to see it, how was it though?

It was pretty sweet. Definitely the best one out of them all.

*Waves hands as magical bolts of lightning streak from the sky*

As the power invested in me by the authority of... Myself. I hereby lock this forum for it's ancient-ness and for it being so off-topic.

But seriously, don't make me have to lock anymore, if you would like to post anything new, don't use an old thread that's based on a totally different topic, such as jokes. Partially my fault as I let it happen though.

Besides, you get more points for posting new topics (I'm keeping an eye on these points FYI)