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1Here's One Empty Here's One February 17th 2011, 12:38 am

Uziman04

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What's worse than nailing 1000 babies to 1 tree?

Answer Here (click on Spoiler)
Spoiler:

One of my favorite jokes.... Razz

2Here's One Empty Re: Here's One February 17th 2011, 9:19 pm

EclipseDragon

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Ah, jokes. Nice. Smile
Wish I had some funny ones... Sad
But I do have a riddle:

"You can sing for your supper, but what is a singing supper?"

3Here's One Empty Re: Here's One February 18th 2011, 12:47 am

Uziman04

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Easy, dinner and a show, my next thought was a teapot, but I'm really thinking a band (from the 1930's)

Here's one if you can guess it, had it for a bit...

While exploring the wild highlands of Ireland, Robert was captured by goblins. Grumpy, the chief of the goblins told him he was allowed one final statement on which would hinge how he would die. If the statement he made was false, he would be boiled in water. If the statement were true, he would be fried in oil. Sine Robert did not like either option, so he made a statement that forced the goblins to release him. What is the one statement he could make to save himself?

4Here's One Empty Re: Here's One February 18th 2011, 2:49 pm

ZaChiSonoNai

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ok i wanna kno tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

5Here's One Empty Re: Here's One February 19th 2011, 3:19 am

Uziman04

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Alright here's the answer ZaChi, the man said, you will boil me in water. And since the statement would be false if he was fried in oil, then they would have to boil him in water, so this stumped the goblins forcing them to release him.

6Here's One Empty Re: Here's One February 20th 2011, 1:44 am

EclipseDragon

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Nice. That was a real brain teaser. scratch
However, you got my riddle wrong. Any other guesses? Question

7Here's One Empty Re: Here's One February 20th 2011, 10:10 pm

ZaChiSonoNai

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drug money

8Here's One Empty Re: Here's One February 21st 2011, 5:17 pm

EclipseDragon

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O.K. I have to admit. That was actually kinda funny. But, no.
One last guess before I tell ya?

9Here's One Empty Re: Here's One February 28th 2011, 2:46 pm

ZaChiSonoNai

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tweety bird

10Here's One Empty Re: Here's One March 1st 2011, 12:32 am

Uziman04

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A caroling pig.... Miss Piggy?

Seriously though tell us

11Here's One Empty Re: Here's One March 4th 2011, 7:37 pm

EclipseDragon

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In a sense, all of us are singing suppers. For example, a bird eaten by a wolf is considered a singing supper. One day, after death, that wolf's decaying body becomes supper for worms. All in all, almost everything is a singing supper. Before one death, one must sing greatly to before it happens.

That make sense?

12Here's One Empty Re: Here's One March 5th 2011, 2:59 am

Uziman04

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Hmmmm... getting kinda deep there Eclipse I get the whole concept, but I don't like how the riddle's placed, it's more of an antagonistic kind of view....... You should write some deep literature lol.

13Here's One Empty Re: Here's One March 21st 2011, 6:17 pm

EclipseDragon

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Rolling Eyes Deep literature, huh?
If I go any deeper where I am with that topic, I'd have a tunnel through the earth's core. Laughing

What kind of cat runs a bar?

14Here's One Empty Re: Here's One March 22nd 2011, 12:50 am

Uziman04

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A drunk cat......

What kind of cat loves money?

Spoiler:

15Here's One Empty Re: Here's One March 22nd 2011, 9:03 pm

EclipseDragon

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It was actually a 'tabby'.

A cat that loves money? I don't know... scratch

16Here's One Empty Re: Here's One April 27th 2011, 12:51 pm

ZaChiSonoNai

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this is awkward

17Here's One Empty Re: Here's One April 27th 2011, 5:22 pm

Uziman04

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Didn't seem awkward at first, lol..... Oh yeah I found a neat logo in the Intel department the other day.


[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

Awesome!

18Here's One Empty Re: Here's One July 18th 2011, 12:58 pm

PoodleSlayer

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That is awesome.

So did anyone go see Harry Potter part 2?

19Here's One Empty Re: Here's One July 18th 2011, 11:23 pm

Uziman04

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Nope don't have the time to see it, how was it though?

20Here's One Empty Re: Here's One July 19th 2011, 5:06 pm

PoodleSlayer

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It was pretty sweet. Definitely the best one out of them all.

21Here's One Empty Re: Here's One July 20th 2011, 12:02 am

Uziman04

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*Waves hands as magical bolts of lightning streak from the sky*

As the power invested in me by the authority of... Myself. I hereby lock this forum for it's ancient-ness and for it being so off-topic.

But seriously, don't make me have to lock anymore, if you would like to post anything new, don't use an old thread that's based on a totally different topic, such as jokes. Partially my fault as I let it happen though.

Besides, you get more points for posting new topics (I'm keeping an eye on these points FYI)

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